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vietnam67
10-19-2006, 01:55 PM
One day, while walking to the store, I passed by a nursing home.
On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought it was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.

On my way home I passed the same nursing home with the same six ladies lying naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the Manager.

"Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?"

"Yes," he said. "They're retired prostitutes and they're having a yard sale."

Cpl Miller
10-19-2006, 05:19 PM
I just about pissed my pants on that one....ha ha